For people 4 ft 2″, or less, a unique and unequalably svelt living space.
Were you a fan of Sesame Street when you were younger?
Ever struck by the freedom and pure joy d’vivre of Oscar the Authentic (aka The Grouch)?
No extraneous “stuff”?
A pared back, pured up Mari Kondo-esque lifestyle can be yours too!
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