Bijou apartment with indoor pool

‚ÄčThe ultimate in bijou apartments. 

Cosy, efficient, easily cleaned, with unique underbed heating system doubling as miniature indoor pool. 

Lavishly tiled in marble effect throughout, contact Gouger, Ripov and Grabbit Ltd, Purveyors of the finest in high quality homes.*
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